– Do you optimize the joys out of each recreation you play?
– Do you enjoy bodily ache whilst you see other folks do issues sub-optimally?
– Do you thrive in a high-stress setting full of political infighting, paperwork, and company nonsense?
If this is the case, then we’re the position for you, aside from you could hate how great of an organization we now have – full of satisfied, in most cases competent folks that don’t publish with jerks. Frankly, it makes me in poor health how great everyone seems to be.
We’re far off complete time, have very versatile hours, persons are judged through their output, now not through how a lot they suck as much as the boss, and turnover is tremendous low since the corporate believes that satisfied workers=satisfied shoppers=satisfied checking account. Merely disgusting, for those who inquire from me.
–Is that this an actual task advert?–
Yup! Amazingly sufficient, we in fact paid cash to put up this on a number of various task websites. And it’s now not even a pyramid scheme! Plus, get this: the landlord simply began paying our 50ish workers with cash as a substitute of Pizza Hut coupons – we’re large time, other folks.
Our careers web page is in fact value testing to be told extra about how insane we’re (sidenote: it received a internet design award in 1993 – we’re a reasonably large deal):
–What do you guys do?–
We do numerous various things in this day and age together with promoting superior shopper merchandise
(Those are only a small sampling, FYI)
Working this Amazon Pay-In line with-Click on company: PPCFarm.com (we’re actually, actually excellent at PPC)
And we will be able to quickly be launching a SaaS product for stock control.
We’re doing our highest to develop all of a sudden once a year, and it’s our goal to proceed that for so long as imaginable, because of this we’d like excellent other folks to lend a hand us stay alongside of the expansion.
–What’s your corporate like?–
1. Complete Time Far flung/Versatile Hours. You’ll be operating from house for your pajamas, in your agenda. And we don’t care for those who paintings 10 hour days 4 days per week or 6 hours an afternoon and catch up over the weekend. As long as you get numerous paintings executed, we’re satisfied campers.
2. Entire Paintings/Existence Steadiness. When you’re mechanically operating greater than 45ish hours, you’re gonna get a pleasant talking-to. We wish you to be running at 100% capability, because of this that you wish to have to relaxation.
3. You Can Be Your self. You don’t have to position on a pretend, skilled face. You’ll simply be your self. You’ll communicate smack to the CEO, and nobody will suppose the rest of it.
4. Main Alternatives for Occupation Expansion. We don’t seem to be looking to simply be a small trade. We plan to be doing $100 million every year in the following few years. We recommend temporarily after we establish ability. It doesn’t subject what your credentials are – it issues what you get executed.
5. Strongly Anti-BS. Any one within the corporate can (and is anticipated to) inform the CEO when he’s incorrect. There aren’t any bureaucratic or BS laws moving into the best way of having paintings executed.
6. No Micro-Control. While you’re skilled and feature demonstrated your stuff, we’re beautiful hands-off. If truth be told, if you wish to have exterior control to stick on-task and motivated, we almost definitely aren’t where for you.
7. Supportive Atmosphere. We don’t perform by means of intense pressure or unreasonable top-down time limits. Everybody needs you to achieve success – interior politics are at a minimal right here.
8. No Poisonous Other folks Allowed. We strive very onerous to display screen out imply other folks prior to they get in, however in case they slip thru, we fireplace them temporarily. Believe by no means having to have interaction with poisonous other folks at paintings – how great would that be?
9. We’ll Put money into Your Coaching. We wish you and everybody to recover continuously. You’ll be studying new issues always, and are strongly inspired to take a position time each day to be told new issues, enhance your device/paintings procedure, and simply in most cases attempt to make your existence more straightforward.
10. 4-6+ Weeks Holiday. We 100% need you to recharge, so having quite a few day off is admittedly value it.
11. Self-Funded So We Can Do What’s Proper for Us. We don’t have to reply to to somebody however ourselves, so we will be able to make the appropriate resolution for the long-term well being of the corporate vs looking to get large too speedy or minimize corners to soothe some egocentric investor.
–What are your corporate’s values?–
Sure, the ones are legitimately our values. The careers web page is certainly value testing – it’s now not simply customary company BS. We promise you’ll be informed so much about us.
–OK, so I’ve learn like 8 dang pages about you guys. Will you inform me what the true task is?–
No.
–Wait… What?–
OK fantastic.Tremendous quick model:
Making our Google Sheets-based ERP much less shitty.
We’ve a ridiculously intensive Google Sheets device for managing many, many, many stuff within the corporate. Like, you don’t have any concept.
It in fact works beautiful neatly all issues regarded as, however there are issues which may be higher, which we’d like your lend a hand to unravel.
As an example, we now have a ton of knowledge, and storing lots of knowledge in Google Sheets is roughly the worst. Having extra BigQuery connections can be nice so we will be able to retailer extra knowledge and get right of entry to it simply.
Or there are legacy processes that require any individual to replicate/paste issues, when it will be trivial to jot down some Apps Script to do it.
There are some processes that we use UiPath to automate, in particular for our Pay-In line with-Click on promoting control device, the place we need to engage with Amazon so much (however possibly you’ll be able to work out the right way to engage with the API for us…).
Your task will probably be to enhance the potency of current equipment after which change into considered one of our device developers to make everybody’s paintings even higher. We’re continuously doing new issues, so you’ll haven’t any scarcity of items to construct.
–Do I want enjoy?–
We do be expecting you to have enjoy with automation. You don’t want to have executed this for many years, nevertheless it’s additionally now not an entry-level function.
When you aren’t 100% a professional in one of the crucial issues we paintings in, this is most probably OK so long as you might be able to studying.
As with every building, in my humble opinion, the power to make use of a language is a far off 2d to only being a excellent drawback solver and learner, so so long as you might be good AF (with building enjoy), you’ll be able to most probably qualify for this task.
–Do I want a school stage?–
You simply want to be superior.
–Are there any geographic restrictions?–
So long as you might be in a rustic that doesn’t have energetic sanctions from america executive, we have an interest. Our founder isn’t identified for respecting the federal government a lot, however they have got the entire weapons, so…
–What’s your “tech” stack?–
I think somewhat embarrassed to name this a tech stack however:
– Google Sheets
– Apps Script
– BigQuery
– UiPath
– AutoHotKey
We’re pot-committed at this level to those answers (plus they’re already very good for us), so we’re most unlikely to change, however it’s imaginable that shall we upload equipment into the combination to improve issues.
–Why don’t you simply construct instrument?–
We do have a instrument workforce development issues (principally to change into publicly dealing with as SaaS merchandise), however we will be able to by no means forestall the use of Google Sheets as a result of we teach mainly everybody in Google Sheets, so:
1. The iteration and deployment pace is actually 100-1000x sooner than instrument
2. Any individual can construct their very own tooling
3. Any individual can take care of the tooling
–This sounds beautiful excellent, regardless that I’m nonetheless skeptical that this isn’t a pyramid scheme.–
You sound identical to our tax auditor!
–That doesn’t get to the bottom of any of my fears, however what do I want to do to use?–
Please put up your knowledge at the following web page to use. We promise to reply inside of 5-10 trade days although our solution is No.
There will probably be more than one steps on this procedure, FYI, together with an extended written utility, interviews with doubtlessly a couple of other other folks, and paid paintings check(s). Hiring the appropriate other folks is actually onerous and really dear if we do it poorly, so we need to front-load the method. I am sorry about that and thanks for sticking with us.
While you’re in our pipeline regardless that, I might look forward to providing you with a last solution inside of a couple of weeks, relying on the way it is going. We certainly don’t need to string you alongside, and so long as you do what we ask, we promise to inform you “sure” or “no”, and not to simply ghost you (like everyone I fit with on Tinder).
Thanks in your time and hobby, and I’m hoping we will be able to paintings in combination quickly!